American Vampires – Holy Shit! – Can cooler
American Vampires – Holy Shit! – Can cooler
Some people run toward danger. Some people run away from it. And then there’s Brach… whose preferred survival strategy is yelling “HOLY SHIT!” at the top of his lungs when things inevitably go sideways.
Inspired by one of the most memorable reactions in American Vampires, this can coozie is perfect for fans who know that sometimes there simply aren’t enough words to describe what’s happening around you. Whether you’re witnessing a vampire attack, a production disaster, a surprise expense, or just another Monday, Brach’s signature catchphrase has you covered.
Some people run toward danger. Some people run away from it. And then there's Brach... whose preferred survival strategy is yelling "HOLY SHIT!" at the top of his lungs when things inevitably go sideways.
Inspired by one of the most memorable reactions in American Vampires, this can coozie is perfect for fans who know that sometimes there simply aren't enough words to describe what's happening around you. Whether you're witnessing a vampire attack, a production disaster, a surprise expense, or just another Monday, Brach's signature catchphrase has you covered.
Designed to keep your drink cold and your grip secure, this coozie is an essential accessory for horror fans, filmmakers, festival-goers, and anyone who finds themselves repeatedly asking how things got this out of hand.
Raise a can to the chaos. Celebrate the panic. Embrace the confusion.
And when life throws something completely unexpected your way, just remember what Brach would say:
HOLY SHIT!
• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US
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