American Vampires – Say Hello to Coronado – Graphic Tee

American Vampires – Say Hello to Coronado – Graphic Tee

Some lines don’t just get delivered—they get unleashed.

“Say Hello to Coronado, Shit Head!”

One of Seth’s most unforgettable one-liners in American Vampires, this fan-favorite quote perfectly captures the character’s blend of grit, humor, and absolute confidence when the pressure is at its highest. Without giving away the circumstances, it’s the kind of moment audiences immediately remember and fans can’t wait to quote afterward.

Some lines don't just get delivered—they get unleashed.

"Say Hello to Coronado, Shit Head!"

One of Seth's most unforgettable one-liners in American Vampires, this fan-favorite quote perfectly captures the character's blend of grit, humor, and absolute confidence when the pressure is at its highest. Without giving away the circumstances, it's the kind of moment audiences immediately remember and fans can't wait to quote afterward.

Printed in bold blood-red graphics on a black tee, this design celebrates the sharp-tongued attitude and larger-than-life personality that helped make Seth one of the film's standout characters. Equal parts battle cry, insult, and instant classic, the line embodies the fun, irreverent energy that runs throughout American Vampires.

Whether you're heading to a screening, horror convention, film festival, or just looking for a shirt that guarantees a few laughs from fellow fans, this design is a perfect addition to any horror collection.

Made for horror lovers, filmmakers, collectors, and supporters of independent cinema, this shirt is a tribute to the kind of quote that audiences repeat long after the movie ends.

Because sometimes the best response is loud, direct, and completely unforgettable.

"Say Hello to Coronado, Shit Head!"

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially under certain lighting conditions.

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