Some sayings never leave you.

"Shit Fire, Save Matches."

Delivered with the kind of wit, confidence, and no-nonsense attitude that makes Wendy such a memorable character in American Vampires, this classic expression is perfect for those moments when words alone just aren't enough.

Printed in bold blood-red graphics on a black shirt, this design celebrates one of the film's most colorful lines while embracing the timeless charm of old-school sayings passed down through generations. Whether you're reacting to unexpected news, calling out the obvious, or simply appreciating a phrase that turns heads and starts conversations, this shirt is guaranteed to get a reaction.

Comfortable, versatile, and packed with personality, it's a great addition for horror fans, filmmakers, collectors, and anyone who appreciates a little humor with their everyday wardrobe. Part character quote, part life philosophy, and entirely unforgettable.

Because sometimes the best response is the one that's been around for decades.

Shit Fire, Save Matches.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially under certain lighting conditions.